FAKE DEGREE, said Mr. Bin Ren in the first version of his online post. Well, you can obviously see I am too ashamed to hang this on my office wall.

FAKE TRANSCRIPT of Mr. YIN Chen, who still hasn’t contacted me yet. I have no idea why the dean handed me this one back in 2011. When I realized it in 2013, I was like “what the heck?” but did not think it mattered. Turned out I was wrong. So I implore earnestly and seriously: What happened to my own transcript? Was I too good to be fired?

Please pardon me, I am a pathetic Chinese and my English is so lousy. What does “THIS TRANSCRIPT WAS ORIGINALLY GIVEN DIRECTLY TO THE STUDENT NAMED” mean? Would anyone be so kind to explain in the space below?